Nerd in the 1970s: “want to watch Star Trek re-runs in my basement and then read some Asimov?”
Nerd today: “which way to the Undertale orgy”
nerd in the 1200s: “is anybody else here literate”
911: 911 whats your emergency
person: i tripped and impaled myself on a stalactite and im bleeding profusely
911: actually stalactites hang from the roof of a cave. you impaled yourself on a stalagmite. an easy way to remember this is stalaCtites are on the Ceiling, and stalaGmites are on the Ground. hello? are you still there?
